morning!

 

yes i aint been on here for a while, ashame huh?  what do you mean no!  you bastards

 

anyways, aint been up to much recently so not really had anything to add, well apart from another silleh song, but we wont go there, the fact that the other day it took me nearly 6 hours to work out what i wanted to eat for dinner, i bought a WII finally and thinks its silleh fun, OH and i spotted me old wagon, aww bless, i tooks a photo on me phone (its definately same one same number plate and more to the point same ickle dent in the back right quater... lalala)

 

i aint written a bloggy type blog yet, or have i, i dunno but anyways been weird day today started off by meeting this really wonderful woman.  i went there to carry out a usual quote for some building works and found out it was an ensuite for her as shes disabled, she couldnt be that much older than me and seemed fine apart from a bit underweight and a awkward limp, turns out she has an extremely rare disorder that eats away at her muscles, and shes in an "accelerated" stage and been told she only has a couple of years left to live.  never met someone who was dying before, well i met old people who look like they wont make it til tomorrow, but you know thats different.  i thought they'd be all depressed and resigned but she was ironically full of life, a real character and someone i think everyone would just be able to talk to for ages and ages and have a laugh with.  its a real shame that something like this is happening to her and so i was on a bit of a downer this afternoon.

 

UNTIL!   yes, you cant keep a good man down, except with a nail gun!  that'll work.  yes i soon cheered up this afternoon thanks to a bird dying to get in my room last night... literally, yup there i was in bed at about 2am dribbling away thinking of pyschic cyber ducks (as we all do) when BANG!  i thought some twunt monkey had thrown something at me window and forgot aboots it, obviously due to lack of full nights sleep i didnt notice this morning when i drew the curtains but there on the flat roof was a pidgeon with its head caved in and its chest wide open (weird that bit, and icky).  so my neighbours had the fun sight of seeing me getting up a ladder (in a shirt n tie no less, i dunno why i didnt change first) n putting it in a black sack, before lobbing it over the edge of the roof into the garden, it kinda went "schplop" when it landed, tehe. 

 

hmm, for some reason i dont fancy chicken tonight and why aint i wearing any pants?!

 

anyways i know theres more spelling errors in here than well anywheres in the known punnyverse but i feel lazy today, so jog on!