25 April
Silleh songs!
Every now and then i get bored, when i get bored, i'll do one of a few things, no not that, well even if i did i wouldnt admit it on here, well probably would actually cause i dont care, but thats not the point. the point is one of those things is make silly parodies of songs and me mate kev just sent back to me a song i did for him aaaaaaaages ago, also found an old classic so i thought i'd put 'em on here for your view (dis)pleasure
twas the monty python lumberjac song!
kevs' a psychopath and he's scary
he wanks all night and he kills all day
he does his job, he eats his lunch, he likes to go for a wee
on most nights he goes kitin and has choccie waffles for tea
kevs' a psychopath and he's scary
he wanks all night and he kills all day
he slags off fatties, he farts and burps, he likes toe to be bitten
he puts on silly clothing and tortures an innocent kitten
kevs' a psychopath and he's scary
he wanks all night and he kills all day
he drives real fast, he wears high heals suspendees and a bra
he wished he'd been a girlie, just like his mate twonkaaa!
U2's sunday bloody sunday
No...
I don't believe my luck today
Oh, I can't grab those goats cause they run away
How far...
How far must we run after them?
How far? how far...
'cause I just want, hairy goat bum
goat bum...
Broken hearts under hoved feet
Lonely men betwixt the goat bums slide
But I won't need the KY jellys
It just makes it slop up
Put his back feet in my wellys
Goat bum, hairy goat bum
Goat bum, hairy goat bum
Goat bum, hairy goat bum (Goat bum, hairy goat bum...)
(all in we go!)
I am inside his rectum
His ring piece so red, more than any spectrum
I plunge so deep he tries not to fart
He struggles so much his arse torn apart
Goat bum, hairy goat bum
Goat bum, hairy goat bum
How far...
How far must we run after them?
How far? how far...
'cause I just want, hairy goat bum
goat bum...
goat bum...
Goat bum, hairy goat bum (tight)
Tight
Goat bum, hairy goat bum (tight)
(come get some!)
Pull back hard on his ears
Push yourself real deep
Push yourself real deep
I push myself real deep
(Goat bum, hairy goat bum...)
ps - tehe
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